My Ultimate Mobile Phone

I want to build a mobile phone with the following client-side hardware sensors:

  • Accelerometer
  • Altimeter
  • Ambient Light
  • Anemometer
  • Barometer
  • Camera
  • GPS
  • Hydrometer
  • Laser Range Finder
  • NFC
  • Magnetometer
  • Thermometer

I then want to mash all the readings together and collect other abstract network-sensed data like signal strength, infrastructure IDs, and transaction types. I'd then have lots of fun with GIS, BI, spatial statistics, modeling, and analysis. Wow, that would be fun!